My House is a MESS!

My House is a Mess,

It is SO dirty,

Underneath it all,

It could look so purty.

Socks on the lamps,

Kleenix on the floor,

A miasmic stench wafts through the door.

Oh I wish I was Martha,

or even Paula Dean,

because I am sure their houses are clean!

I am sleepy,

I have scrubbed and mopped,

If I close my eyes I am sure to stop.

But maybe when I open them,

this nightmare will stop......